45: “Paris Vacation, Part II”

sexual fruit shape? And who wrote the script for this podcast? We get John’s reaction to these questions and more as we watch Season 8, Episode 2 of Family Matters.

44: “Paris Vacation, Part III”

Who is the dialect coach for this show? What’s your go-to timesaving distraction prop? And how does this show keep managing to pull us back in? We jump into these questions and more as we watch Season 8, Episode 3 of Family Matters.

43: “Movin’ On”

What bantha hole did David fall down this week? Is Eve 6 more than a two-hit wonder? And does your hair grow back if your shitty roommate moves out? We comb through these questions and more as we watch Season 8, Episode 4 of Family Matters.

42: “3J In The House”

How did phones work in 1996? Did John have the most “2007” day in history? And did we record this whole episode doused in Eau de Go? We quickly (for us) answer these questions and more as we watch Season 8, Episode 5 of Family Matters.

41: “Getting Buff”

Why does Eddie keep getting worse while Greta keeps getting better? How much of your college tuition goes toward clay? And just how many naked parts are there? We undress these questions and more as we watch Season 8, Episode 6 of Family Matters.

40: “Stevil”

What does Stevil actually want? How does “dream logic” work? And is it possible that “Stevil 2” is better than the original? We (try to) awaken from our nightmare to answer these questions and more as we watch Season 8, Episode 7 of Family Matters.

39: “Karate Kids”

How do we even talk about this episode in 2021? Does it have the craziest crossover yet? And, most importantly, did it sweep the Nickelodeon Kids’ Choice Awards? We cast our votes for these questions and more as we watch Season 8, Episode 8 of Family Matters. 

38: “Home Again”

Is Steve responsible for the Chernobyl disaster? Whose side are you taking in the great pizza wars? And why is this episode of the podcast hosted by Quentin Tarantino? We extract the nut meat from these questions and more as we watch Season 8, Episode 9 of Family Matters…OKAY?!

37: “Nightmare At Urkel Oaks”

Is this the thirstiest Alex has ever been? Will we finally get a break from You-Know-Who? And did Eddie will Big Daddy Urkel into existence? We incept these questions and more as we discuss Season 8, Episode 10 of Family Matters.

36: “Chick-A-Boom”

What’s the difference between fraud and stealing? Was there a face blindness epidemic in late ’90s Chicago? And can David actually start giving a shit? We jingle all the way through these questions and more as we watch Season 8, Episode 11 of Family Matters.