don't watch – Jumping The Shuttle

Special Episode: John Complains About THAT Movie

Yo listen up here’s a story about a little guy that lives in a blue world and all day and all night and everything he sees is just blue. It’s John. He blue (da ba dee) because this week we’re getting in our own shuttle and opening Pandora’s box, baby.

105: “Good Cop, Bad Cop”

What characters are we thankful for this year? Is this ruling legally binding? And just how relatable is committing arson at your high school? We burn through these questions and more as we watch Season 5, Episode 16 of Family Matters.

89: “Par for the Course”

A Chuck Tingle novel, the VR scene from First Kid, the Beast Wars Playstation game, and that scene from Troll 2.

Is this our last (first) time seeing Captain Savage? What military musical group is Laura joining? And can anyone tell us what – exactly – are the golf rules? We drive at these questions and more as we watch Season 6, Episode 7 of Family Matters.

81: “The Gun”

Seal singing Kiss From A Rose in front of the Batsignal, Bob Newhart in Newhart, Tim and Eric's Chrimbus Special, and a titleless poster for The Northman.

CONTENT WARNING: This episode includes gun violence in a more serious way than even we were anticipating. If you have to skip this one because the world is what it is, we understand. But if you want to, you can find out what Muse song David put into a Six Flags show (we’re serious about this, too) as we discuss Season 6, Episode 15 of Family Matters.

10. 206: “Breaking Up Is Hard To Do”

Which character’s absence is more ominous than usual? What’s the difference between a waiter and a firefighter? Who is the best non-divorce divorce lawyer (other than Jafar)?

9. 207: “Crazy For You, Part 1”

Will Smith at the shooting range in Men In Black. Old-bodied Benjamin Button flexing in the mirror. String Cheese. And Little Caesar's Deep! Deep! Dish pizza. All this will make sense when you listen to our podcast about Episode 207 of Family Matters.

What is under Myra’s trench coat? Where can you get the most authentic Chicago deep dish pizza? And has this very special episode finally solved the problem of excessive police violence?

8. 208: “Crazier For You, Part 2”

Helga Pataky worshipping a shrine of Arnold, Ray Charles's "Georgia On My Mind," John Daker, and Charlie from Always Sunny's conspiracy board. This will all make sense when you listen to this week's episode of Jumping The Shuttle.

Who’s Georgia? Which Nickelodeon characters inspired Myra’s bedroom setup? And can you have a two-parter with different names for each part?

4. 212: “Don’t Make Me Over”

Who played pick-up basketball against Jaleel White in real life? Did BMW ever make a Beetle? AND WHO IS THIS WOMAN??

1. 215: “Lost In Space, Part 2”

Screenshots of the Maalox Moment commercials, Donnie Darko, a CGI space shuttle, and the critters from the movie Critters.

We begin to answer one of the biggest questions of the 1990s: “Why is Steve in space?” And somehow so many more are raised. Who is that kid? Who is this lady? And what – dear god – is a Crispy Critter? It all starts here. At the end. Podcast: YouTube: