111: “Car Wars”

Who has the most fuckable car? Which one of us is colorblind as shit? And how is John’s internet connection? We zoom through these questions and more as we watch Season 5, Episode 9 of Family Matters.

Special Episode: John Complains About THAT Movie

 Yo listen up here’s a story about a little guy that lives in a blue world and all day and all night and everything he sees is just blue. It’s John. He blue (da ba dee) because this week we’re getting in our own shuttle and opening Pandora’s box, baby. 

110: “All The Wrong Moves”

Which video game franchise is due for a big comeback? How smart is a Smart Fridge? And what’s the most energy efficient way to make pocorn? We pop through these questions and more as we watch Season 5, Episode 10 of Family Matters.

109: “Christmas Is Where The Heart Is”

What kind of women get the most excited about the holidays? What compelled John to do some research? And which leftovers are socially acceptable to eat cold? We wear our most questionable Christmas pajamas as we discuss Season 5, Episode 11 of Family Matters.

108: “Scenes From A Mall”

Who or what is a “Spoo?” What mystery actress got her big break in a mall? And what happens when we record on a Monday night? We spooze all over these questions and more as we watch Season 5, Episode 12 of Family Matters.

107: “Rock Enroll”

What’s the best smelling theme park? How do you know which exhibit is most important? And what’s the best dish in a picnic spread? We soar over these questions and more as we watch Season 5, Episode 13 of Family Matters.

106: “Like A Virgin”

Is this the “locker room talk” we hear so much about? What Urkel variant is being birthed right before our very eyes? And who’s the only one qualified to give sex advice on this show? We fool around with these questions and more as we watch Season 5, Episode 14 of Family Matters.

105: “Good Cop, Bad Cop”

What characters are we thankful for this year? Is this ruling legally binding? And just how relatable is committing arson at your high school? We burn through these questions and more as we watch Season 5, Episode 16 of Family Matters.

104: “Presumed Urkel”

What characters are we thankful for this year? Is this ruling legally binding? And just how relatable is committing arson at your high school? We burn through these questions and more as we watch Season 5, Episode 16 of Family Matters.

103: “Father Of The Bride”

Are we time traveling or dreaming here? How does Jerry Seinfeld feel about Thanksgiving? And what movies has John seen? We use our sixth sense to answer these questions and more as we watch Season 5, Episode 17 of Family Matters.