81: “The Gun”

CONTENT WARNING: This episode includes gun violence in a more serious way than even we were anticipating. If you have to skip this one because the world is what it is, we understand. But if you want to, you can find out what Muse song David put into a Six Flags show (we’re serious about this, too) as we discuss Season 6, Episode 15 of Family Matters. 

80: “Wedding Bell Blues”

Which is the most romantic of the Batman films? Whose takes aren’t too hot, aren’t too cold, but are just right? And what’s the new behind the scenes goss in the trades? We dish about these questions and more as we watch Season 6, Episode 16 of Family Matters.

79: “Ain’t Nothin’ But An Urkel”

Is this the most fun transformation Urkel has done? Did you ever believe that one guy would come back? And do we miss Step by Step now? Hell no. We’re back to watching Season 6, Episode 17 of Family Matters.

Special Crossover Episode 1: “A Star Is Born”

As if it wasn’t hard enough to keep track of all this shit, try doing it high. We are allegedly trying out Jaleel White’s own Purple Urkle and talking about an episode of television that isn’t Family Matters. Why? Because we’re dumb. But, also, because Urkel’s in it. So lower your expectations, because it’s gonna get silly. We’re watching Season 7, Episode 2 of Step by Step. 

78: “My Uncle The Hero”

How do you wind down before bed? Is this the 90s version of The Three Stooges? And does any of this make sense to anyone? We clip through these questions and more as we watch Season 6, Episode 18 of Family Matters.

77: “My Bodyguard”

Why is this podcast episode disgusting? Who let us talk about the vacuum again? And, for the love of God, when is John coming back? We (barely) get through these questions and more as we talk about Season 6, Episode 19 of Family Matters.

76: “Cheers Looking At You, Kid”

What’s giving Alex the brain rot this week? What 56 year old man is Cyranoing his younger self? And why is Steve the captain of the Abstinence Police? We tumble through these questions and more as we watch Season 6, Episode 20 of Family Matters.

75: “What’s Up Doc?”

Why are there always more clip montages? What new mystery is lurking in the flashbacks? And what reality-bending credit scene makes us question everything? We note the answers to these questions and more as we watch Season 6, Episode 21 of Family Matters.

74: “We’re Going To Disney World: Part 1”

Who joined the legal firm of Jafar, Genie, and Iago? What theme park character grudges are we still holding on to? And what’s the most embarrassing thing you’ve ever asked Rivers Cuomo while drunk on Four Loko? We wheeze through these questions and more as we watch Season 6, Episode 22 of Family Matters.

73: “We’re Going To Disney World: Part 2”

Who committed cloneslaughter? What are the ethics of running a commercial for your theme park on your television station? And what other mysteries do we have to live for now? We innovent answers to these questions and more as we watch Season 6, Episode 23 of Family Matters.