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111: “Car Wars”

Baraka from Mortal Kombat, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar in Airplane, the focus group sketch from ITYSL, and the yellow M&M.

Who has the most fuckable car? Which one of us is colorblind as shit? And how is John’s internet connection? We zoom through these questions and more as we watch Season 5, Episode 9 of Family Matters.

106: “Like A Virgin”

A Big Gulp, American Virgin, the Kermit tea meme, and Chunky not knowing what to do.

Is this the “locker room talk” we hear so much about? What Urkel variant is being birthed right before our very eyes? And who’s the only one qualified to give sex advice on this show? We fool around with these questions and more as we watch Season 5, Episode 14 of Family Matters.

92: “The Looney Bin”

Gravy Robbers, Colin Powell, Michael Sheen in Tron: Legacy, and the focus group sketch from ITYSL.

What’s Steve using all that gravy for? Is this guy worse than Big Dick Nick? And who’s ready for some war crimes? We go nuclear on these questions and more as we watch Season 6, Episode 4 of Family Matters.

91: “Beta Chi Guy”

A Crockpot, a shirt from Dan Flashes, Happy Gilmore in a gold jacket, and the Uncle Drew movie.

How does Eddie clean/cook his socks? Who’s trying to corrupt sweet baby Richie? And how much trouble can we really get into? We do it live as we watch Season 6, Episode 5 of Family Matters.

85: “Miracle On Elm Street”

Mr. Rogers and Daniel Tiger, Costco's Kirkland Signature, Detective Crashmore, and Santa Buddies.

Does this show believe in Santa? Do they meet the high Christmas standard this year? And who was the real Santa Claus all along? We get our jollies discussing these questions and more as we watch Season 6, Episode 11 of Family Matters.

84: “Midterm Crisis”

Fenslerfilm's Buzz Lightyear, Luigi in Mario Kart, the Beaver Boys, and tables.

Do we actually have two delightful plots in one week? Has this show gone back to formula? And which scene is giving us nightmares? We can’t know how to hear any more about these questions and more as we watch Season 6, Episode 12 of Family Matters.

76: “Cheers Looking At You, Kid”

Sloppy Steaks, Double Trouble, OutKast, and Carhartt.

What’s giving Alex the brain rot this week? What 56 year old man is Cyranoing his younger self? And why is Steve the captain of the Abstinence Police? We tumble through these questions and more as we watch Season 6, Episode 20 of Family Matters.

71: “Home Sweet Home”

The Hot Honey Chicken Sandwich from Wendy's, the M*A*S*H film, Judd Apatow, and Detective Crashmore/Santa Claus.

Does Season 6 start (end) with a bang or a bust? Has anyone gotten hired in Hollywood because of their famous parents? And why doesn’t Urkle know the difference between those bugs? We worm our way through Season 6, Episode 25 of Family Matters.