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75: “What’s Up Doc?”

Shark Tank, Bud Light Seltzer Sour, Bran from Game of Thrones, and Shaq's record label.

Why are there always more clip montages? What new mystery is lurking in the flashbacks? And what reality-bending credit scene makes us question everything? We note the answers to these questions and more as we watch Season 6, Episode 21 of Family Matters.

74: “We’re Going To Disney World: Part 1”

Who joined the legal firm of Jafar, Genie, and Iago? What theme park character grudges are we still holding on to? And what’s the most embarrassing thing you’ve ever asked Rivers Cuomo while drunk on Four Loko? We wheeze through these questions and more as we watch Season 6, Episode 22 of Family Matters.

73: “We’re Going To Disney World: Part 2”

David S. Pumpkins, Chunky, Winnie the Pooh with a Canadian flag, and the Jackass porta potty.

Who committed cloneslaughter? What are the ethics of running a commercial for your theme park on your television station? And what other mysteries do we have to live for now? We innovent answers to these questions and more as we watch Season 6, Episode 23 of Family Matters.

72: “They Shoot Urkels Don’t They?”

Hugh Grant in a movie with a really long title, grunge fashion, Surf Ninjas, and the Muppet Babies TV show.

What totally made-up rivalry do we have this week? What has us confronting our mortality? And what is this dancing version of Hands on a Hardbody? We boogie through these questions and more as we watch Season 6, Episode 24 of Family Matters.

71: “Home Sweet Home”

The Hot Honey Chicken Sandwich from Wendy's, the M*A*S*H film, Judd Apatow, and Detective Crashmore/Santa Claus.

Does Season 6 start (end) with a bang or a bust? Has anyone gotten hired in Hollywood because of their famous parents? And why doesn’t Urkle know the difference between those bugs? We worm our way through Season 6, Episode 25 of Family Matters.

Season 7 Recap

Eminem serving at Mom's Spaghetti, Abis Mal from The Return of Jafar, Zendaya doing coke on Euphoria, and the La La Land/Moonlight Oscars mix-up.

We did it! We’re a third of the way through this godforsaken experiment and we’ve got lots to talk about. There’s favorite/least favorite episodes, an MVP tournament, presents, and a teaser. What more could you ask for? It’s the Season 7 wrap-up of Family Matters.

70: “Little Big Guy”

Packing peanuts, Jack Nicholson in The Little Shop of Horrors, Boys Town, and a giant Oatmeal Creme Pie from Honey, I Shrunk The Kids.

What movie could this episode possibly be ripping off? What are the odds that Stefan is packing heat? And why don’t we care that we’re off the rails? ‘Cause we’re havin’ fun. Loosen up. It’s Season 7, Episode 1 of Family Matters.

69: “The Naked And The Nerdy”

Paul Rudd as Celery Man, collecting S-K-A-T-E in Tony Hawk's Pro Skater, Sky Mall, and a Mobil gas station.

Where do we draw the horny line? When did this show start paying attention? And what’s the only invention that can save Sky Mall? We pitch our way through these questions and more as we watch Season 7, Episode 2 of Family Matters.

68: “Bugged”

The Big Bad Beetleborgs TV show, Club Penguin, an AIM Away Message, and Mario Lopez in Pacific Blue.

What’s the dumbest thing David has done in a chat room? How deep did Alex go on beetles? And will John pass the taxonomy test? We classify these questions and more as we discuss Season 7, Episode 3 of Family Matters.

67: “Teacher’s Pet”

Joel Osteen's plastic face, Gore Verbinski's Mouse Hunt, Robin Williams in that one movie, and Walter Jones in Brink.

Is this, like, the tiredest we’ve ever been in our lives? Who’s running our corrections department? And is this a poetry or a sex ed class? We study these questions and more as we watch Season 7, Episode 4 of Family Matters.