67: “Teacher’s Pet”

Is this, like, the tiredest we’ve ever been in our lives? Who’s running our corrections department? And is this a poetry or a sex ed class? We study these questions and more as we watch Season 7, Episode 4 of Family Matters.

57: “Life In The Fast Lane”

Remember when diet pills were a national emergency? How can this show deflate all dramatic tension from a “very special episode?” And how do you define productivity? We speed through these questions and more as we watch Season 7, Episode 14 of Family Matters.

39: “Karate Kids”

How do we even talk about this episode in 2021? Does it have the craziest crossover yet? And, most importantly, did it sweep the Nickelodeon Kids’ Choice Awards? We cast our votes for these questions and more as we watch Season 8, Episode 8 of Family Matters.