Season Recaps – Jumping The Shuttle

Complete Series Recap: We Jumped The Shuttle

A DVD of Dude Where's My Dog. The children's book Crispy's Bedtime Book. A shirt with Waldo Geraldo Faldo saying "Sup?". And the Pop figure of Carl Winslow.

We did it. We accomplished … something. What exactly we accomplished is up for debate in this, our last regular episode of the Family Matters watching era. Fasten your tethers tight… one. last. time.

Season 1 Recap

An electric gremlin, Dan Mora’s Batman, the Schwarzenegger Actors on Actors, and Thor’s inner banter monologue.

Well, we did it. We finally made it through every single episode of Family Matters. But before we say goodbye, we’ve gotta recap Season 1. We’re talking highs, we’re talking lows, and we’re talking alternate cold opens. And, don’t worry, we’ll be back next week for an all encompassing send-off, shuttleboy style.

Season 2 Recap

X-Men Origins: Wolverine, A Talking Cat!?!, a superlative grid, and Growing Up Urkel.

WE’RE ALMOST THERE, FOLKS! We’ve made it through EIGHT seasons of this bullshit. To celebrate, we talk through the highs and lows, say goodbye(?) to a few characters, and fill out a superlative grid. It’s the Season 2 Recap, ya dummies.

Season 3 Recap

A man that is very good with calculations, a peaceful Pokemon, an escaping reality star, and a sad colorblind boy.

WE DID IT AGAIN FOLKS! We trudged through another season of this godforsaken show, and what do we have to show for it? Some highs (legally), some lows (definitely), and some math (professionally). We’re wrappin’ up another season of Family Matters, ya dingus.

Season 4 Recap

The Exorcist: Believer, a cannon from the board game Risk, David Cronenberg's Crimes of the Future, and Jaimee Foxworth as Judy Winslow.

Well, we made it through another season. To celebrate, we’ve got spreadsheets, we’ve got a new competition, and we’ve got some actual journalism. Strap in, it’s the Family Matters Season 4 recap. Podcast:

Season 5 Recap

The Galaxy Brain meme, Jennette McCurdy and Miranda Cosgrove in iCarly, UT Men's Basketball during March Madness, and the "Italian" food chain Fazoli's.

LET’S GET LOOSE! We’re officially over the halfway season hump, so WE EARNED IT! To celebrate, we’ve got trivia, we’ve got drive-thru Italian food, and we’ve got a whole lot of controversial opinions. It’s the Family Matters Season 5 recap ya dummies.

Season 6 Recap

a four-picture collage of ben schwartz, sonic the hedgehog, sonic america's drive-in, and a blue port a potty

Who is the internet’s favorite Family Matters character? When does Urkel really take over the show? And what do you know about the episodes of this season and not another season?

Season 7 Recap

Eminem serving at Mom's Spaghetti, Abis Mal from The Return of Jafar, Zendaya doing coke on Euphoria, and the La La Land/Moonlight Oscars mix-up.

We did it! We’re a third of the way through this godforsaken experiment and we’ve got lots to talk about. There’s favorite/least favorite episodes, an MVP tournament, presents, and a teaser. What more could you ask for? It’s the Season 7 wrap-up of Family Matters.

Season 8 Recap

Tim Allen's mugshot, an angry golfer, Principal Winslow from Invincible, and two giant, smooth watermelons.

Okay, everybody exhale. Let’s take a minute to process our feelings. And by process our feelings we mean play more games, revisit some references, and talk about our “accomplishments,” because we made it through watching all of Season 8 of Family Matters backwards.

Season 9 Recap

Relax. Pour yourself a drink. Listen to us relaxing too much and drinking probably too much, too. Because we made it through watching all of Season 9 of Family Matters backwards.