Where is Steven Q. Urkel? Wait, when is Steven Q. Urkel? No, WHY IS STEVEN Q. URKEL?! We travel through time to try to answer all of these questions and so many more while discussing the Season 8 finale of Family Matters.
Relax. Pour yourself a drink. Listen to us relaxing too much and drinking probably too much, too. Because we made it through watching all of Season 9 of Family Matters backwards.
Who’s back way too soon? Who are we meeting way too late? And what’s the greatest contribution to music of all time?
Who loses in a prank war, and why is it everyone? What happens when twenty ex-girlfriends walk into a party? And why is that last one not a joke setup? We stuff our faces with the answers to these questions and more as we watch Season 9, Episode 5 of Family Matters.
What. Why. How is it MOVING JESUS CHRIST. These exclamations and more as we share our dreams about Family Matters Season 9, Episode 7. (Just in time for the holiday season!)
How many degrees of separation does this show about Steve Urkel have from the guy who played Steve Urkel? Is Stefan only Italy’s top model because Italy’s top model is in America? And what will it take for us to see Reginald VelJohnson’s ass? We get blue on these questions and so many more as we discuss Family Matters Season 9, Episode 8.
What made-up name is actually really real? What does Grant Hill drink? And what’s it like when an actual expert in this show is on our show?
Who is that old lady? Who is this kid? And what does this episode have in common with Shaft?
How long do you have to train to become a Master Chef? Why is a wife the worst thing a husband can have? And what’s it been – 13 years? 14?
Which character’s absence is more ominous than usual? What’s the difference between a waiter and a firefighter? Who is the best non-divorce divorce lawyer (other than Jafar)?