23: “A Pirate’s Life For Me”

Where is Steven Q. Urkel? Wait, when is Steven Q. Urkel? No, WHY IS STEVEN Q. URKEL?! We travel through time to try to answer all of these questions and so many more while discussing the Season 8 finale of Family Matters.

18: “Who’s Afraid Of The Big, Black Book?”

Who loses in a prank war, and why is it everyone? What happens when twenty ex-girlfriends walk into a party? And why is that last one not a joke setup? We stuff our faces with the answers to these questions and more as we watch Season 9, Episode 5 of Family Matters.

16: “Stevil II: This Time He’s Not Alone”

What. Why. How is it MOVING JESUS CHRIST. These exclamations and more as we share our dreams about Family Matters Season 9, Episode 7. (Just in time for the holiday season!)

15: “Trading Places”

How many degrees of separation does this show about Steve Urkel have from the guy who played Steve Urkel? Is Stefan only Italy’s top model because Italy’s top model is in America? And what will it take for us to see Reginald VelJohnson’s ass? We get blue on these questions and so many more as we discuss Family Matters Season 9, Episode 8.