117: “Saved By The Urkel”

What’s the backwards version of a clip show? What fast food delivery vessel makes for the best carry on luggage? And which TV show’s Halloween episode is even more off the rails than Stevil’s? We resuscitate the answers to these questions and more as we watch Season 5, Episode 3 of Family Matters with special guest Jake Mason.

116: “A Matter Of Principle”

Is the show pivoting before our very eyes? What’s the difference between Chicago Polka and Cleveland Polka? And what’s everyone’s favorite Thanksgiving/Seventh-Inning Stretch song? We carve up the answers to these questions and more as watch Season 5, Episode 4 of Family Matters.

115: “Money Out The Window”

Which football town has the ugliest women? How do you make sure your comic books appreciate in value? And how long can a television show (or podcast) last on charm alone? We do the research to answer these questions and more as we watch Season 5, Episode 5 of Family Matters.

114: “Best Friends”

Which Mighty Weenie food causes the most traffic accidents? What iOS version is Laura running? And who are the real best friends around here? We embarrass our loved ones with these questions and more as we watch Season 5, Episode 6 of Family Matters.

113: “Grandmama”

Who’s got the sickest Primal Zodiac sign? Are these rules more confusing than Golf Rules? And what are the commercial implications of this guest appearance? We lace up to answer these questions and more as we watch Season 5, Episode 7 of Family Matters.

112: “Dr. Urkel and Mr. Cool”

You guys, this is a big deal. We’re finally gonna find out if any of these fuckers know that he’s not a real boy. Crack open a Schnapple, it’s Season 5, Episode 8 of Family Matters.

111: “Car Wars”

Who has the most fuckable car? Which one of us is colorblind as shit? And how is John’s internet connection? We zoom through these questions and more as we watch Season 5, Episode 9 of Family Matters.

Special Episode: John Complains About THAT Movie

 Yo listen up here’s a story about a little guy that lives in a blue world and all day and all night and everything he sees is just blue. It’s John. He blue (da ba dee) because this week we’re getting in our own shuttle and opening Pandora’s box, baby. 

110: “All The Wrong Moves”

Which video game franchise is due for a big comeback? How smart is a Smart Fridge? And what’s the most energy efficient way to make pocorn? We pop through these questions and more as we watch Season 5, Episode 10 of Family Matters.

109: “Christmas Is Where The Heart Is”

What kind of women get the most excited about the holidays? What compelled John to do some research? And which leftovers are socially acceptable to eat cold? We wear our most questionable Christmas pajamas as we discuss Season 5, Episode 11 of Family Matters.