39: “Karate Kids”

How do we even talk about this episode in 2021? Does it have the craziest crossover yet? And, most importantly, did it sweep the Nickelodeon Kids’ Choice Awards? We cast our votes for these questions and more as we watch Season 8, Episode 8 of Family Matters. 

38: “Home Again”

Is Steve responsible for the Chernobyl disaster? Whose side are you taking in the great pizza wars? And why is this episode of the podcast hosted by Quentin Tarantino? We extract the nut meat from these questions and more as we watch Season 8, Episode 9 of Family Matters…OKAY?!

37: “Nightmare At Urkel Oaks”

Is this the thirstiest Alex has ever been? Will we finally get a break from You-Know-Who? And did Eddie will Big Daddy Urkel into existence? We incept these questions and more as we discuss Season 8, Episode 10 of Family Matters.

36: “Chick-A-Boom”

What’s the difference between fraud and stealing? Was there a face blindness epidemic in late ’90s Chicago? And can David actually start giving a shit? We jingle all the way through these questions and more as we watch Season 8, Episode 11 of Family Matters. 

35: “The Jury”

What is the most important vitamin for bone density? How much are bouillon cubes worth? And is this a…competent episode? We mustache these questions and more as we watch Season 8, Episode 12 of Family Matters.

34: “It Came Upon A Midnight Clear”

What salty meat has the funniest name? What are predictions even for anymore? And what is it like to edit an episode of this podcast? We cut our way through these questions and more as we watch Season 8, Episode 13 of Family Matters.

33: “Revenge Of The Nerd”

Why does every male character get a one week hall pass? Who is Carl’s archnemesis? And what is this show’s actual position on nerds? We fly over these questions and more as we watch Season 8, Episode 14 of Family Matters.

32: “Love Triangle”

Is a cheesecake a pie? How do you do a Boston accent? And is this the biggest filler episode we’ve ever seen? We address these questions and more as we watch Season 8, Episode 15 of Family Matters. 

31: “Father Time”

So this is just Back to the Future Part II, right? Or is this It’s a Wonderful Life now? And what, pray tell, is the #EyebrowCut? We ask the new Disney CEO these questions and more as we watch Season 8, Episode 16 of Family Matters.

30: “Beauty And The Beast”

Who is contractually obligated to compete in a beauty contest? Why does no one else work at Ferguson’s? And what is the self-help craze that is sweeping the nation? We put on our tuxedos to discuss these questions and more as we watch Season 8, Episode 17 of Family Matters.