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149: “Love and Kisses”

A poor collage of a man holding open a trench coat to reveal a baked turkey with a drip pan.

Which joke did they somehow remember 100 episodes later? Where’s the coolest luxury vacation spot in Chicago? And are you in the market for a trench coat turkey? We answer these questions and more as we baste Season 3, Episode 20 of Family Matters.

148: “Stop In The Name Of Love”

Fred from Scooby-Doo, a 1969 Pontiac Firebird, a "900 number" phone sex ad, and a plastic rose.

Who should have REALLY ended up with Laura? Why is Lieu talking so much? And aren’t we full up on cream already? We pay by the minute to answer these questions and more as we watch Season 3, Episode 21 of Family Matters. Podcast:

147: “The Urkel Who Came To Dinner”

Beethoven as an action figure. John Daker as John Daker. Arnold Schwarzenegger as the Terminator. And the Cancer sign as a 69.

What Petco fish is very popular nowadays? Can you fill up this cup? And is this show connected to literally every other TV show, movie, and song in the universe?

146: “Robo-Nerd II”

Skynet’s neural net-based artificial intelligence Terminator, Peter Weller as RoboCop, 1927’s Metropolis, and Breakin’ 2: Electric Boogaloo.

Who doesn’t love a dystopian police state? What happens when Robocop gets depressed? And does no one have any integrity with this point system? We waiver on these questions and more as we watch Season 3, Episode 23 of Family Matters. Podcast:

145: “Dudes”

Is he a dude? Is she a dude? Are we all dudes? Ask your children these questions and more as we compete on Season 3, Episode 24 of Family Matters.

144: “Farewell, My Laura”

The male and female lead from Casablanca. The male and female lead from The Stranger. The male and female lead from Farewell My Lovely. The male and female lead from Naked Gun.

Was this episode actually… good…? How many points is anything worth? And what is the sound of one femme walking? Here’s lookin’ at the answers to these questions and more in Season 3, Episode 25 of Family Matters.

Season 4 Recap

The Exorcist: Believer, a cannon from the board game Risk, David Cronenberg's Crimes of the Future, and Jaimee Foxworth as Judy Winslow.

Well, we made it through another season. To celebrate, we’ve got spreadsheets, we’ve got a new competition, and we’ve got some actual journalism. Strap in, it’s the Family Matters Season 4 recap. Podcast:

143: “Surely You Joust”

A Lime scooter. Globo Gym's team from Dodgeball. Darth Vader getting hit by Force lightning. The patent application for a Dicker Rod.

What’s your American Gladiator name? Have you ever gone clavicle-snappin’? And what hath Mr. Dicker wrought? Get the answers to these questions and more as we race through Season 4, Episode 1 of Family Matters.

142: “Dance To The Music”

The duck aliens from Mighty Ducks: The Animated Series, Ken and Ken dance fighting from Barbie, Sho’nuff “The Shogun of Harlem” from The Last Dragon, and Tim Robinson getting his zipline’s worth from I Think You Should Leave.

How does the musical sausage get made? What’s the difference between a board game and a table top game? And who’s cuckin’ the hardest this week? We reeeaaally watch for these questions and more in Season 4, Episode 2 of Family Matters. Podcast:

141: “Driving Carl Crazy”

The Flying Wallendas. A shit box. Aliens from District 9. The aftermath of a meteorite smashing through a car.

What blood pressure is normal? How much is a car worth? And we’re not saying it was aliens, but… was it aliens? Crash through these questions and more as we cover Season 4, Episode 3 of Family Matters.