Episodes – Page 5 – Jumping The Shuttle

129: “Tender Kisses”

Kevin Sorbo in some gun propaganda bullshit, MC Hammer and his pants, The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, and a Toyota ad.

Was this young singer lady supposed to return in a later episode? Which Alan Moore movie adaptation is he most upset about? And which car company is getting free (outdated) advertising? We asked for it, we got it with Season 4, Episode 15 of Family Matters.

128: “Heart Strings”

The cover of MechWarrior on SNES, The Muppets Go Hawaiian, a Power Wheels ad, and the Water Temple from Ocarina of Time.

What hot new gaming craze is sweeping the Primal Zodiac nation? Whose life mirrors a made up Muppet movie? And is this little kid plot a taste of what’s to come? We power through these questions and more as we watch Season 4, Episode 16 of Family Matters.

127: “It’s A Mad, Mad, Mad House”

Linkin Park’s What I’ve Done, Tim Robinson bowling, Tim Robinson getting kicked off the island, and an Ewok playing helmet drums.

Is this the most bowling knowledge ever assembled? How bad is what’s waiting for Eddie at home? And which early 2000s credit song slaps the hardest? We transform these questions into answers as we watch Season 4, Episode 17 of Family Matters.

126: “Higher Anxiety”

Conner O'Malley being upset in I Think You Should Leave, a box of instant Jell-O pudding, a bottle of Bac-O's Bacon Bits, and Teddy Roosevelt riding a moose through a river.

When and where does this episode take place? Is this the moment Eddie goes from Superman to supervillain? And which US president revolutionized the mail industry? We float through these questions and more as we watch Season 4, Episode 18 of Family Matters.

125: “Mama’s Wedding”

An African American College Alliance hoodie, a Haagen-Dazs butter cookie cone, the Village People's YMCA, and the founder of eHarmony.

Who’s missing from this all-hands-on-deck wedding? Why was it so fun to stay at the YMCA? And who’s the oldest man you’ve ever seen? We skip through these questions and more as we watch Season 4, Episode 19 of Family Matters.

124: “Pulling Teeth”

Breakfast in bed; a see through, light up '90s phone; Steve Brule saying "Jackprot;" The Bell System phone company.

How do we feel about breakfast in bed? What’s the worst college mascot? And what does John realize IN REAL TIME!? We call up the answers to these questions and more as we watch Season 4, Episode 20 of Family Matters.

123: “Walk On The Wild Side”

The "square" from Pulp Fiction, pork chops, the ugly one from Teen Girl Squad, and Microshaft Winblows 98.

What’s the sexiest shape? Who has the best pork chops in town? And how do we feel about late night orange juice? We squeeze out the answers to these questions and more as we watch Season 4, Episode 21 of Family Matters.

122: “Hot Stuff”

The Bod fragrance for men, Vertical Horizon's Everything You Want, Frank Sinatra in The Manchurian Candidate, and a Guitar Center.

How horny is too horny? Where can you have all of your accordion needs met? And what natural disaster is Urkel abating? We erupt all over these questions and more as we watch Season 4, Episode 22 of Family Matters.

Special Crossover Episode 2: “The Truth About Cars And Dogs”

The Wishbone dog, Erik von Detten in Brink, Arnold Schwarzenegger as Mr. Freeze, and the ending freeze frame from this episode of Meego.

In the immortal words of Danny Glover, “I’m gettin’ too high for this shit.” Join us in our outrage and intoxication as we try to piece together whatever the fuck we just watched. I guess it’s Season 1, Episode 3 of Meego.

Watch along at your own risk: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fh50Rlohko&t=165s

121: “Stormy Weather”

Adam Driver's military photo, a Cici's Pizza, a McMayo sandwich, and Mario Kart Live: Home Circuit.

What condiment pushes John over the edge? How long does it take for pizza to get to the end of your line? And is the pen truly mightier than the sword? We may(o) answer these questions and more as we watch Season 4, Episode 23 of Family Matters.