24: “The Brother Who Came To Dinner”

Has Reginald VelJohnson ever used a computer? Which came first: this episode or Dune? And is there a clown credential program? We squeeze into a Volkswagen Beetle to find out the answers to these questions and more as we watch Season 8, Episode 23 of Family Matters.

23: “A Pirate’s Life For Me”

Where is Steven Q. Urkel? Wait, when is Steven Q. Urkel? No, WHY IS STEVEN Q. URKEL?! We travel through time to try to answer all of these questions and so many more while discussing the Season 8 finale of Family Matters.

22: “Out With The Old”

Who shows up that we didn’t expect? Who doesn’t show up but definitely freaking should? How does this episode set up (almost) everything wrong with Season 9? We hide on top of a chair from the answers to these questions and more while covering Season 9, Episode 1 of Family Matters.

19: “Drinking And Jiving”

How old is anyone on this show? What’s the most romantic airborne vehicle? And WHO YOU TAKIN’ TO THE FRICKIN’ SUPER BOWL?!?! We sail away to answer these questions and more as we cover Season 9, Episode 4 of Family Matters.

18: “Who’s Afraid Of The Big, Black Book?”

Who loses in a prank war, and why is it everyone? What happens when twenty ex-girlfriends walk into a party? And why is that last one not a joke setup? We stuff our faces with the answers to these questions and more as we watch Season 9, Episode 5 of Family Matters.

17: “A Mind Is A Terrible Thing To Read”

Can every human being read minds? Is this the least romantic love story of all time? Which educational TV scientists would have put a stop to these shenanigans? We listen in on the answers to these questions and more as we cover Family Matters Season 9, Episode 6.

16: “Stevil II: This Time He’s Not Alone”

What. Why. How is it MOVING JESUS CHRIST. These exclamations and more as we share our dreams about Family Matters Season 9, Episode 7. (Just in time for the holiday season!)

15: “Trading Places”

How many degrees of separation does this show about Steve Urkel have from the guy who played Steve Urkel? Is Stefan only Italy’s top model because Italy’s top model is in America? And what will it take for us to see Reginald VelJohnson’s ass? We get blue on these questions and so many more as we discuss Family Matters Season 9, Episode 8.