i think you should leave – Jumping The Shuttle

204: “Laura’s First Date”

Some rowdy Frat Boys, Wayne Newton, a big ol’ worm, and Bart Harley Jarvis.

How many things broke right to make this happen? What’s the original kitchen nightmare? And who is going to reap what they’ve sewn for 9 YEARS? We introduce these questions and MUCH MORE as we watch Season 1, Episode 12 of Family Matters.

194: “Rock Video”

James Brown's mugshot. Timothee Chalamet as Bob Dylan. The poster to Porky's. Calvin the cartoon character peeing on the word TAXES.

What is rock and/or roll? How much do you owe in taxes? And what are we gonna do when this is all over? We answer these questions and more as we enter our FINAL SEASON of Family Matters with Episode 22.

193: “Rachel’s Place”

Joe Pesci from GoodFellas. Jonathan Frakes from Beyond Belief. John Hancock from Star Trek TNG. Christopher Walken from the SNL census sketch.

Can you remember the tallest man you’ve ever seen? Have you ever had a job as a waiter? Have you noticed how many successful restaurants are theme-based these days? We answer these questions and more as we go beyond belief and into Season 2, Episode 1 (!) of Family Matters.

192: “Torn Between Two Lovers”

The cast of St. Elsewhere. A bushel of zucchini. Seeds. The title card for A Muppet Family Christmas.

How do you spell zoo-kee-nee? Who should be learning the lesson of the week? What does this restaurant serve, and why am I not allowed to eat it here? We answer these questions and more as we get down with Family Matters Season 2, Episode 2.

191: “Marriage 101”

The spaghetti scene from Lady and the Tramp, Michaels craft store, ITYSL's Bart Harley Jarvis, and seed packets.

What kind of restaurant is this? Haven’t we seen before? And why can’t it always be like this? We plant the answers to these questions and more as we watch Season 2, Episode 3 of Family Matters.

Bonus: Dudes On Dune Special

Is being evil hot? Who’s the least qualified scientist you know? And if I walk without rhythm, will I ever learn? We answer surprisingly few questions in the special episode we felt moved to make covering Dune Part Two.

145: “Dudes”

Is he a dude? Is she a dude? Are we all dudes? Ask your children these questions and more as we compete on Season 3, Episode 24 of Family Matters.

144: “Farewell, My Laura”

The male and female lead from Casablanca. The male and female lead from The Stranger. The male and female lead from Farewell My Lovely. The male and female lead from Naked Gun.

Was this episode actually… good…? How many points is anything worth? And what is the sound of one femme walking? Here’s lookin’ at the answers to these questions and more in Season 3, Episode 25 of Family Matters.

143: “Surely You Joust”

A Lime scooter. Globo Gym's team from Dodgeball. Darth Vader getting hit by Force lightning. The patent application for a Dicker Rod.

What’s your American Gladiator name? Have you ever gone clavicle-snappin’? And what hath Mr. Dicker wrought? Get the answers to these questions and more as we race through Season 4, Episode 1 of Family Matters.

142: “Dance To The Music”

The duck aliens from Mighty Ducks: The Animated Series, Ken and Ken dance fighting from Barbie, Sho’nuff “The Shogun of Harlem” from The Last Dragon, and Tim Robinson getting his zipline’s worth from I Think You Should Leave.

How does the musical sausage get made? What’s the difference between a board game and a table top game? And who’s cuckin’ the hardest this week? We reeeaaally watch for these questions and more in Season 4, Episode 2 of Family Matters. Podcast: