209: “Body Damage”

What do you call a museum for policemen? Who was the Urkel of this show before Urkel? And what do the Ship of Theseus and Bob Odenkirk have in common? We wink our way through these questions and more as we watch Season 1, Episode 7 of Family Matters.

124: “Pulling Teeth”

How do we feel about breakfast in bed? What’s the worst college mascot? And what does John realize IN REAL TIME!? We call up the answers to these questions and more as we watch Season 4, Episode 20 of Family Matters.