164: “Daddy’s Little Girl”

Is is safer or more dangerous to stick Steve on his own island? What culture did they harmfully stereotype this week? And what 1940s film star do all the kids know and love? We bogart all the answers to these questions and more as we watch Season 3, Episode 5 of Family Matters.  Podcast:

161: “Making The Team”

What famous NBA exclamation was stolen from this show? Is Steve the dog in this movie? And what hot new TikTok product is flooding the streets (and the sheets)? We package the answers to these questions and more as we watch Season 3, Episode 8 of Family Matters. Podcast:

159: “The Love God”

How do you poop in space? Why can’t we have more than one good scene? And which character understands sports better than we do? We announce the answers to these questions and more as we watch Season 3, Episode 10 of Family Matters. Podcast:

157: “A Pair Of Ladies”

What’s the best math song? Which pocket food travels best? And what REALLY happens when the chips are down? We drag these questions through the dirt as we watch Season 3, Episode 12 of Family Matters. Podcast:

155: “A Test Of Friendship”

What’s the easiest pie? Does anything good happen in January? And who cut the shit out of this episode? We cheat our way through these questions and more as we watch Season 3, Episode 14 of Family Matters. Podcast:

153: “Brown Bombshell”

What separates the Alfs from the Meegos? Is a hotdog a sandwich? And what’s the best way to learn geography? We map out the answers to these questions and more as we watch Season 3, Episode 16 of Family Matters. Podcast:

152: “Food, Lies, and Videotape”

Is this our most anticipated John Rants About the Movies ever? Where do you stand on invisible pimple popping? And what are we gonna do with all this goop? We slip ’n slide through these questions and more as we watch Season 3, Episode 17 of Family Matters. Podcast:

149: “Love and Kisses”

Which joke did they somehow remember 100 episodes later? Where’s the coolest luxury vacation spot in Chicago? And are you in the market for a trench coat turkey? We answer these questions and more as we baste Season 3, Episode 20 of Family Matters.

148: “Stop In The Name Of Love”

Who should have REALLY ended up with Laura? Why is Lieu talking so much? And aren’t we full up on cream already? We pay by the minute to answer these questions and more as we watch Season 3, Episode 21 of Family Matters. Podcast:

147: “The Urkel Who Came To Dinner”

What Petco fish is very popular nowadays? Can you fill up this cup? And is this show connected to literally every other TV show, movie, and song in the universe?