family matters – Page 22 – Jumping The Shuttle

22: “Out With The Old”

The popcorn scene from Troll 2. Jaleel White hocking chips. Dr. Steve Brule. I'm the Captain now.

Who shows up that we didn’t expect? Who doesn’t show up but definitely freaking should? How does this episode set up (almost) everything wrong with Season 9? We hide on top of a chair from the answers to these questions and more while covering Season 9, Episode 1 of Family Matters.

21: “They Shoot Ducks, Don’t They?”

Memento's Remember Sammy Jankis. A vacant Toys R Us. John Wayne. Andy Serkis, David Bowie, and Hugh Jackman on the set of The Prestige. All of this will make sense when you listen to this week's episode.

Why are we still going to the Sizzle Club?! Do you usually warn people when you’re making a joke? And what does it take to do a good John Wayne impression?

20: “Dumb Belle Of The Ball”

Scott Stapp in Marlins gear. Bubs from HomestarRunner-dot-com with some buses. Siegfriend and Roy. And Mr. Peanut's demon child.

Who’s back way too soon? Who are we meeting way too late? And what’s the greatest contribution to music of all time?

19: “Drinking And Jiving”

Fuddrucker's. Carrot Top is sponsored by ATT. No one bites like Gaston. And Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

How old is anyone on this show? What’s the most romantic airborne vehicle? And WHO YOU TAKIN’ TO THE FRICKIN’ SUPER BOWL?!?! We sail away to answer these questions and more as we cover Season 9, Episode 4 of Family Matters.

18: “Who’s Afraid Of The Big, Black Book?”

Dude Where's My Car. Big Fat Liar. McGruff the Crime Dog. and Heelys.

Who loses in a prank war, and why is it everyone? What happens when twenty ex-girlfriends walk into a party? And why is that last one not a joke setup? We stuff our faces with the answers to these questions and more as we watch Season 9, Episode 5 of Family Matters.

16: “Stevil II: This Time He’s Not Alone”

Hallmark Greetings Workshop software. The young version of the live-action Grinch. The spinning top from Inception. The regular version of the live-action Howard The Duck.

What. Why. How is it MOVING JESUS CHRIST. These exclamations and more as we share our dreams about Family Matters Season 9, Episode 7. (Just in time for the holiday season!)

15: “Trading Places”

Sarah Michelle Gellar. Lindsay Lohan in The Parent Trap. The guy you think of when you hear NYPD Blue. And Shelley Duvall's Mother Goose Rock N Rhyme. All this will make sense when you listen to this week's podcast episode.

How many degrees of separation does this show about Steve Urkel have from the guy who played Steve Urkel? Is Stefan only Italy’s top model because Italy’s top model is in America? And what will it take for us to see Reginald VelJohnson’s ass? We get blue on these questions and so many more as we discuss Family Matters Season 9, Episode 8.

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