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Season 1 Recap

An electric gremlin, Dan Mora’s Batman, the Schwarzenegger Actors on Actors, and Thor’s inner banter monologue.

Well, we did it. We finally made it through every single episode of Family Matters. But before we say goodbye, we’ve gotta recap Season 1. We’re talking highs, we’re talking lows, and we’re talking alternate cold opens. And, don’t worry, we’ll be back next week for an all encompassing send-off, shuttleboy style.

Season 3 Recap

A man that is very good with calculations, a peaceful Pokemon, an escaping reality star, and a sad colorblind boy.

WE DID IT AGAIN FOLKS! We trudged through another season of this godforsaken show, and what do we have to show for it? Some highs (legally), some lows (definitely), and some math (professionally). We’re wrappin’ up another season of Family Matters, ya dingus.

Special Crossover Episode 2: “The Truth About Cars And Dogs”

The Wishbone dog, Erik von Detten in Brink, Arnold Schwarzenegger as Mr. Freeze, and the ending freeze frame from this episode of Meego.

In the immortal words of Danny Glover, “I’m gettin’ too high for this shit.” Join us in our outrage and intoxication as we try to piece together whatever the fuck we just watched. I guess it’s Season 1, Episode 3 of Meego.

Watch along at your own risk: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fh50Rlohko&t=165s

90: “Dark And Stormy Night”

Michelle Pfeiffer's Catwoman, the fly from Breaking Bad, Morbius from Spider-Man: The Animated Series, and Rob Zombie's The Munsters.

What makes this more fun than time traveling to Drunken Pirate Adventure? Do vampires eat apples? And what the hell is a Totino’s Blood Roll? We suck the life out of these questions and more as we watch Season 6, Episode 6 of Family Matters.

82: “The Substitute Son”

Josh Brolin in The Goonies, Frank Sinatra, the real Batman, and Christopher Walken as the Angel of Death.

Is this the best superhero team up of all time? Why does everyone love Carl all of a sudden? And do we finally have an answer for who came up with this terrible recurring gag? We arm wrestle with these questions and more as we watch Season 6, Episode 14 of Family Matters.

80: “Wedding Bell Blues”

Seal singing Kiss From A Rose in front of the Batsignal, Bob Newhart in Newhart, Tim and Eric's Chrimbus Special, and a titleless poster for The Northman.

Which is the most romantic of the Batman films? Whose takes aren’t too hot, aren’t too cold, but are just right? And what’s the new behind the scenes goss in the trades? We dish about these questions and more as we watch Season 6, Episode 16 of Family Matters.

57: “Life In The Fast Lane”

Venus de Milo from TMNT, Emergen-c, Jason David Frank's Karate VHS, and Batman Returns.

Remember when diet pills were a national emergency? How can this show deflate all dramatic tension from a “very special episode?” And how do you define productivity? We speed through these questions and more as we watch Season 7, Episode 14 of Family Matters.