Season 3 Recap

WE DID IT AGAIN FOLKS! We trudged through another season of this godforsaken show, and what do we have to show for it? Some highs (legally), some lows (definitely), and some math (professionally). We’re wrappin’ up another season of Family Matters, ya dingus.

64: “Hot Rods To Heck”

What is a French Job? What is the impolite name for Mallomars in Montreal? And are these the best guest stars we’ve ever had? We crush these questions and more as we watch Season 7, Episode 7 of Family Matters.

43: “Movin’ On”

What bantha hole did David fall down this week? Is Eve 6 more than a two-hit wonder? And does your hair grow back if your shitty roommate moves out? We comb through these questions and more as we watch Season 8, Episode 4 of Family Matters.