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Special Crossover 4: “Stephanie Gets Framed”

Bob Saget in The Aristocrats. John Stamos in Never Too Young To Die. Dave Coulier and Alanis Morissette. Tom Dooley.

How does Urkel show up in this one? Who’s the only decent member of the Full House cast? And why is Tom Dooley hanging his head and crying?

177: “High Hopes”

Philip Seymour Hoffman in The Boat That Rocked (Pirate Radio), Tobias Funke being a Never Nude, the Hanna-Barbera cartoon Jabberjaw, and LeVar Burton looking upset.

Is this how radio contests work? What’s Jabberjaw’s deal? And who should be the captain of the S.S. Inspiration? We take a look (in a book) at the answers to these questions and more as we watch Season 2, Episode 17 of Family Matters.

175: “Busted”

Textbooks wrapped in brown paper bags, an LAPD helicopter, the casino scene from Rain Man, and Bob Wehadababyitsaboy.

Did anyone get arrested for this episode? Are we supposed to take any of this seriously? And whose got their eyes in the skies? We report on these questions and more as we watch Season 2, Episode 19 of Family Matters. Podcast:

173: “Taking Credit”

Richard Dreyfuss in Jaws, Master Shake shrinking a computer chip, popcorn donuts, and Tarantino’s The Movie Critic.

Is Rachel omniscient? Is this all taking place in the Meego-verse? And his name is WHAT?! We explain these jokes and more as we watch Season 2, Episode 21 of Family Matters. Podcast:

171: “Skip To My Lieu”

Michael Jordan trash talking Larry Bird, Herman Munster, Zendaya in Shake It Up, and William Shatner "singing" Rocket Man.

When are you legally allowed to change your name to a Mattel pun? Who is Otto Titsling? And what’s worse than one hopeless romantic sex pest? We Lieu-k for the answers to these questions and more as we watch Season 2, Episode 23 of Family Matters. Podcast:

169: “I Should Have Done Something”

Michael Keaton in One Good Cop, a Big Wheel tricycle, Stuff Stephanie in the Incinerator, and Ron Pearlman and Linda Hamilton in TV's Beauty and the Beast.

What ever happened to dinner parties? What do you call good whiplash? And what really matters this season? We do something by answering these questions more as we watch Season 2, Episode 25 of Family Matters. Podcast:

Season 3 Recap

A man that is very good with calculations, a peaceful Pokemon, an escaping reality star, and a sad colorblind boy.

WE DID IT AGAIN FOLKS! We trudged through another season of this godforsaken show, and what do we have to show for it? Some highs (legally), some lows (definitely), and some math (professionally). We’re wrappin’ up another season of Family Matters, ya dingus.

167: “Brain Over Brawn”

Peter Pan Mini-Golf, Dairy Queen, rope climbing, and NFL player Christian Mahogany.

What do Dairy Queen and air moisture have in common? Why are people still climbing on that roof? And what took Steve so long to get to the science bullshit? We hover over these questions and more as we watch Season 3, Episode 2 of Family Matters. Podcast:

Special Crossover Episode 3: “The Dance”

The animatronic nightmare that is Munchie blurred and censored because God forbid kids are looking at this.

How many dogs? How much for cats? And what in the name of God and Wisconsin is a Munchie? We answer these questions and more as we take another giant leap into Step By Step Season 1, Episode 2.

166: “The Show Must Go On”

Hillary Clinton in a pantsuit, a baby gangster, Kim Possible, and Cloud Strife.

What antiquated ‘90s technology is Lieu using to tether (tether?!) Carl? Why is John ranting about the video games? And what fast food crime is Carl complicit in? We order up the answers to these questions and more as we watch Season 3, Episode 3 of Family Matters. Podcast: